SWORN
CASE NO. WTF-001 — SWORN DEPOSITIONS
WITNESS STATEMENTS
The following depositions were collected during the investigation.
All witnesses have been granted anonymity where requested.
DEPOSITION 001
WITNESS A — Former Colleague
RE: Subject's work habits
DATE: 2024-08-14
DEPOSITION 002
WITNESS B — Domain Registrar Employee
RE: Unusual domain registration activity
DATE: 2024-11-02
DEPOSITION 003
WITNESS C — [IDENTITY PROTECTED]
RE: The lobster incident
DATE: 2025-01-19
^ I still think about the lobster
DEPOSITION 004
WITNESS D — Barista, local café (Costa Rica)
RE: Coffee consumption patterns
DATE: 2025-03-07
^ buen cliente. muy cafeinado.
DEPOSITION 005
WITNESS E — CLASSIFIED
RE: ██████████████████
DATE: ████-██-██
CLASSIFIED
DEPOSITION 006
WITNESS F — Therapist (with permission)
RE: Client's relationship with productivity
DATE: 2025-06-22
Dr. F. Mendes, PhD
SIGNATURE
SWORN UNDER OATH
DEPOSITION 007
WITNESS G — Wife
RE: Living conditions and domestic observations
DATE: 2025-08-03
^ he is a good dad. a tired, caffeinated, lobster-obsessed good dad.
DEPOSITION 008
WITNESS H — Open-Source Contributor
RE: Suspicious repository activity
DATE: 2025-09-11
DEPOSITION 009
WITNESS I — Hackathon Judge
RE: Irregular competition behavior
DATE: 2025-10-28
^ We now call it the Thomas Clause
DEPOSITION 010
WITNESS J — Marathon Running Partner
RE: Subject's behavior during training
DATE: 2025-11-15
^ he runs faster when he has an idea
DEPOSITION 011
WITNESS K — Costa Rica Neighbor
RE: Unusual nighttime activity
DATE: 2026-01-08
^ the glow is visible from the road
END OF DEPOSITIONS — 11 STATEMENTS ON RECORD
ADDITIONAL WITNESSES PENDING SUBPOENA
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